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A man moved to Texas and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. The next day the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry, but I got some bad news. The donkey died."

"Well then, just give me my money back."

"I Can't do that. I went and spent it already."

"OK then, just unload the donkey."

"What are ya gonna do with him?"

"I'm gonna raffle him off."

"You can't raffle off a dead donkey!"

"Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anyone he's dead."

A month later the farmer met up with the man and asked, "What happened with the dead donkey?"

"I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at $2.00 a piece and made a profit of $898.00."

"Didn't anyone complain?"

"Just the guy who won. So I gave him his $2.00 back."

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Man this is so funny yet true... I've almost felt of my chair .... Thank you for posting this...you made my day


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I gotta tell ya, "I laughed out loud."

...and yup, people really do things like that wacko.gif


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nice post! it should be moved to joke section. what a strategy! see, how people can be fooled easily. he earned more than what he had spent for buying that dead donkey! someone should teach him the law of karma next! :tongue: :laugh:

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Hahaha,... thats a great idea... im thinking of a related scheme... hhaha.. anyway, don't do this at home!!

 

i don't think someone will do it at home lol. and this strategy won't work anymore nowadays because people are getting smarter everyday. if they buy something of course they want to see it before anything else. B)

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This is really funny, nice jokes hahaha... I will be happy if there is someone who posted another one :D

 

ofcourse there are more funnier than this andry and you can check them on the joke section of the forum. :biggrin: i hope you enjoy it and share yours too. :smile:

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@alice

I didn't have any jokes. Usually I like to read them but I forgot some of those jokes that I ever read hahaha... I read jokes because of relaxing only so I read and then I forgot it.

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well it's not that i memorize every jokes i posted there, of course i searched for it. :biggrin: and you can do that too and make us laugh! :smile: share it.

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really nice post, i am alone here in my room and laugh solely haha! never imagine he would be in profit with his losses


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@alice

Okay I will post if I found it when I read some articles, websites or anything which is funny for me.

 

if you have funny things to share, you can post in the joke thread, i think it was in the other section...

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@pjbabia

Oh, thanks to remind me. I will do that in jokes room if I found something funny but I didn't find it yet now because I didn't look for it :D

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@pjbabia

Oh, thanks to remind me. I will do that in jokes room if I found something funny but I didn't find it yet now because I didn't look for it :D

 

hahaha,,, that can be considered as funny already..hehehe or you can put in there if you have something funny that goes into your mind.. not just copy paste...hehehe

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@andry, you mean you are not a humorous person? try to make jokes to your friends and family sometimes... it will make your life good and healthy.. especially your relationships with others..

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it's easy to copy paste than tell your own jokes i guess. :biggrin: dont make it hard for you. you know laughter is the best medicine! :smile:

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do you copy and paste your jokes alice? most of the time? me, i type it myself.. but there are some that i copy and paste it.. but sometimes only..most of the time i type it myself.

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