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A man moved to Texas and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. The next day the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry, but I got some bad news. The donkey died." "Well then, just give me my money back." "I Can't do that. I went and spent it already." "OK then, just unload the donkey." "What are ya gonna do with him?" "I'm gonna raffle him off." "You can't raffle off a dead donkey!" "Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anyone he's dead." A month later the farmer met up with the man and asked, "What happened with the dead donkey?" "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at $2.00 a piece and made a profit of $898.00." "Didn't anyone complain?" "Just the guy who won. So I gave him his $2.00 back."
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